NEW DIET RULES !!

Hey there, a friend of mine showed me these new diet rules ... pretty neat! I can live with this.

Rule 1 If you eat something, but no one else SEES you eat it, it has no calories.

Rule 2 When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are CANCELLED out by the diet soda.

Rule 3 When you eat with someone else, calories do not count as long as you do not eat MORE than they do.

Rule 4 Movie-related foods do not have any calories because they are part of the ENTERTAINMENT package.

Rule 5 If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you LOOK thinner. Yay!

Rule 6 Cookie pieces or crumbs contain NO calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage! Believe it ...

Rule 7 Late-night snacks have no calories. The fridge light is not strong enough for calories to see their way into the calorie counter. Mmmmm.

Rule 8 Foods of the same colour have the same number of calories. Like mushrooms and white chocolate.

I like this novel approach to dieting!
From the lite side of a diet fundi.
Till later xx C